of course, i'd ply them w/booze. then i'd get the hell out of town. during my flight, i'd probably trip and fall, allowing them to catch up to me.
never get caught by enraged eskimos. no fun.
on a slightly more bucolic note, the money pit project continues to swallow money, but at a much, much more reasonable rate.
one of my talents (other than fails-man-ship, ha!) is scrounging. i have a slew of google alerts and scan a few select forums semi-regularly for porsche parts.
today, i scored big. the first thing i picked up from a fellow forum member were a pair of brake ducts. $50. cool.
then, it turned in to a battle of salesmanship. the gentleman and i were chatting and he offhandedly mentions a certain refurbished intercooler sitting in his trunk that i should probably just take a look at.
yanno. just one little look. $80, man. hardcore refurb.
my internal purchase defenses immediately went in to code "omg". i tried to not look too excited, but i bet he noticed my attempt at suaveness.
"sure, i'll take a look.
so, in about 10 seconds i became the new owner of a $70 intercooler. yep, i couldn't resist, but my scrounge-dar went off the scale.
...and i thought picking up a full set of koni yellow shocks w/less than 16k miles for $450 (retail $900+) was great! those arrive monday, and it's gonna be a metric fsckton of awesome to open that box up.
yep, people parting the sea for me. now i guess i should start putting all this stuff in the car. or, maybe build a fort from all of the parts i've acquired. no girls allowed, unless they have air tools.
(i actually have a plan to fix the car. december is most likely the month that endeavor starts...)

